Dirty Mouth

This is for my guy friends.

Girls, we know your dog is cute and very loving. Don't you think it is a little bit much that you allow your dog to french you and then expect your man to kiss you afterward?  Maybe if you stop making out with your dog, you will get more action from your man.  If you can't resist your dog, why don't you get your dog's taste out of your mouth before you ask your man for the kiss.  You know guys don't like competition.

Would you make out with your man if he was to taste like a bitch?