FAT IS IN!!!!!

I didn't know that fat is in.  I must have missed the memo on extra tight jeans and baby tee to show off my muffin tops.  For those that don't know what muffin top is according to  wikipedia it is the phenomenon of overhanging flesh (fat) when it spills over the waistline of pants or skirts in a manner that resembles the top of a muffin spilling over its paper casing.

Guys are you ready for the extra love handles?

Equal Rights

I hate it when women say they want equal rights.  We don't want equal rights; we want special previlegous, such as double standards. We want you to give us all the rights that you have and some extra ones. Please continues to pick up the bills and open our doors and know that we are always right. 

While you are at it, please make dinner and do the dishes too. 

Skinny Jeans

Who hates it when guys wear skinny jeans?  Not only does it cut off your circulation, but you look better in than I do.   Bitch!  I feel sorry for the little soldiers you are killing.

Take my boyfriend with you the next time you shop.

Running late

Don't you hate it when you are running late?   It seems as if the universe got together and planned how to screw you over.  You hit every single red light.  The slowest moving vehicle seem to find its way to be in front of you.  There are accident on the freeway and the services street are under construction. Your boss for the first time got to the office before you.

"I have a boyfriend"

From my friend Matt

Don't you hate it when a girl does the apropos-of-nothing boyfriend mention?  They come into your work and you asked them, "How may I help you?" She reponded, "I have a boyfriend."

Bitch don't flatter yourself. They pay me to ask if you need help; I'm not hitting on you.

There's nothing to do

Don't you hate it when you can't think of one good reason to get out of bed on Saturday morning, but your can't stay asleep? Maybe I should:

• Clean the house
• Do my laundries
• Go to the gym
• Wash my car
• Walk the dog

Nah...they can all wait for tomorrow.

Bloggers

Don't you hate people like me that doesn't have anything better to do but write crap about people?  Instead of blogging, I should be making positive contribution to the society. Volunteer my time to the less fortunate.

It's nice to dream isn't it?